Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Decaf Kind of Girl!

The other day my girls wanted to ditch me for a school football game, so I dropped them off at the game picked up my Momma and headed over to Himbos house. Yes my Mom.

My Mom loves to hang out at Himbos for the following reasons:


1. Because he got her hooked on watching Six Feet Under

2. We always pick up a pie from Marie Calendar's on the way over, and she's not allowed to eat junk food or too much sugar but I make an exception when we are at Himbos so needless to say a pie makes her little heart sing!

3. Most importantly because she's not allowed to have coffee hardly ever, so it's a treat for her to have it in the first place...Well Himbo makes a pot of his gourmet coffee AND loads it up with flavored creamer for her!

4. Oh yeah...and according to the both of them "How can you not want to hangout with The Luxurious Prince Himbo?"

So we hung out, had a blast... killed the entire pie and they both drank about two pots of coffee! I say "they" because I am a decaf only kind of girl. I can't have coffee because I will not shut the fuck up! I will talk and talk and TALK, my little heart races, I start feeling light headed, I develop a headache then I crash...HARD! Yup that's my relationship with those magic little beans... Well that night the coffee smelled sooo yummy and I seemed to have drank all the fruit punch Himbo keeps on hand for me so I poured myself a cup.

Aww man it was DELICIOUS! I drank the entire cup.

I got back home around 1:30am-ish and started talking to my Hubby about my entire day... and talking... and talking. He had this look on his face like, "Really? ... you have this much to talk about right now?"

Then I realized I sounded just like this:

So I simply said "Oh, I had coffee at Himbos..."

Hubby then nodded and smiled, now understanding why his wife was acting like a spun-out crack head.

I had to forced myself to fall asleep by counting the endless number of heart palpitation's per minute!

Thanks Himbo.

16 comments:

Gabby said...

LOL I just spit water all over my keyboard! Oh wow.

BDC said...

Believe me its not a joke. Thats exactly how she sound that night with the tounge hangging out and everything.....

MzTapz said...

Thats too funny!! I can't stop laughing!

Himbo said...

LMAO! That *is* you! Same pitch and ery-thang. You make the same movements with your head.

-Himbowan Valdez

Smileygirl said...

OMG you'd turn into the Tazmanian devil out here with this coffee. It's some intense SH*T! Have you tried McDonald's Iced Coffee yet??? Make sure you have a toilet close by if so...

Bon Don said...

Gabby! quit spitting, you have to swallow my dear...wait that didn't sound right.

BDC: don't tell them what I do with my tounge!! :)


MzTapz: *hehehe*

Himbowan Valdez: I think you sprinkled crack in my cup!

Smileygirl: I think my heart would explode! Seriously.

Yua sista said...

MarO nice post, all in good fun, I know I should be fun, can you switch mom's coffee to decaf also and just not tell her? Would she know? Love you guys! appreciate you guys more than you could know! looking forward to you guys living long past me!

The Loss Adjuster said...

I think they used that dog on The Soup about 50 times last Friday and I laughed every single time! :)

Himbo said...

Bon Don, nahuh..! I didn't put that cup in my crack...

The Loss Adjuster, I know a place that uses dog in their soup too, it's called "A Chinese Restaurant".

-Him

Bow Chica Wah Wah said...

Ok seriously. Six Feet Under is one of the best shows of all time!

I watch re-runs all of the time! IT'S AWESOME!

and...ewwww decaf gross. I like my coffee Black and Sweet!

Soooo cute you hang with your mom. Moms are great. I love moms =)

Kellie said...

OMG, that dog is too funny and cute! What the heck kind of dog makes a noise like that!?!?! :)

LBluca77 said...

Pie makes my heart sing too. Same with cake, cupcakes and skittles.

Trinidad Pena said...

OMG !! I am lmao !!! That's a great story.

Far said...

LOL youre too funny... i feel you i get SUPER hyper and talkative on energy drinks

Yua Sista said...

I have to write to you about something completely unrelated! a few nights ago I was looking at your blog and on the phone and I suddenly wanted to frosting on that cup cake, I have been trying to find a cake or cup cake since, and yes they have them here but by the time I'm done with work I don't want to go to the store, so every day I ask my waiter if he has any cake today - I've been telling him "ALL I WANT IS THE FROSTING - COME ON!" But NOPE.

Chunks of Reality said...

I am so happy to see that I'm not the only person who calls her Momma "Momma".

:)