Wednesday, May 27, 2009

MY Horrible Morning

I woke up this morning with a sore throat, actually my little punching bag thing in the back of my throat was swollen. I was drag ass didn't feel like coming into work as it is. I took my time had breakfast, bullshitted with my Hubby then off to work I went.
My mother needed my car to go to a doctors appointment so she was driving me to work, we turn down the street and it was almost in slow motion the way everything went down.
I look over to my left and see this beautiful pure white American Eskimo dog playing in the front yard with two men, the little guy is in a pounce stance, gets up, twirls and runs in a circle... he runs back to the men and repeats this, it's the cutest thing.
The last time he does this he runs off the sidewalk into the street at the same time this stupid bitch is speeding through the street. I see the car, I see the dog, they meet at the exact same time. I see blood flying and the dog go down. The stupid bitch picks up speed and hauls ass out of there. I screamed to my mom I couldn't see this, keep driving... I look back and the older man is just staring in disbelief that his dog is just laying there, my mom said "she didn't stop!" I said follow them!
We follow them, mind you they are speeding. We ending up seeing them turn in the Home Depot parking lot, I call 911 and tell them what happen and that we followed them into the parking lot, they take down my name and phone number. I see a man get out of the passenger side door smoking a cigarette and head into the store the woman is driving around the parking lot looking for a spot.
My phone rings, it's Animal Control. I repeat the story and then the man informs me that it is not against the law to hit & run an animal (domestic or wild) it is in fact the OWNERS fault for not having the dog on a leash, he told me the police were probably not going to come after all and I should just leave.
WTF!! Are you kidding me!!???
I get off my car take my camera take a picture of the blood stains on her car, her license plate and walk up to her window and take one of her. I walk around and bang on her window so she can open it. I see her take off her seat belt and she opened her door...I simply helped her out of her car with her clothes tightly scrunched in my hand and prop her up against the car besides us so I can see her at eye level apparently my voice gets pretty loud when I'm angry because people were coming in our direction, I let her down and kept yelling at her. All she said was "I don't know what to do" I said "You should have stopped your car and checked on the dog and his owner! Now go back and see what you can do, have some morals and respect you stupid piece of shit...I took all of your information down and called the Police already" she got on her cell phone and started yelling at who ever she was talking to, I didn't understand her she was speaking in Vietnamese.
As we were walking away people were staring at us and so my mom pointed at her and said "she's a hit & run driver!!" that made everyone stare at her in disgust and give her dirty looks. It made me feel better. After my mom dropped me off at work with swollen eyes from crying, she went back to the scene of the crime. Animal Control picked him up and took him away, apparently it was not the mans dog after all, he was just a friendly little guy that wanted to play. He did have a collar on, and the man said he was still trying to pick up his head when Animal Control got there.
My mom called the shelter and they said he's actually doing fine and his injuries my not be life threatening. I was so relieved because it looked so awful, I thought he was dead. He has four days to see if his owners claim him if not they will try and adopt him out, we will keep checking on him to make sure he's ok.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Terminator

So it's 4:00am and I'm wide awake.

Why you ask?

Oh let me tell you why!

(ex-blog-ebrity) Mz. Tapz called me up and asked me out on a date, she wanted to go to a midnight screening of The Terminator at our fun movie theater that serves booze. I am not one to turn down a fun movie night with booze so I rounded up the posse (BDC & Himbo) and off we went.

The night starts out fine we get there with time to kill so we hit the bar get our drinks and bullshit in the lounge. (Oh and the best part was seeing these people getting out of one of the theaters wearing pajamas and robes... that is so my wardrobe next time!)

Anyway sorry back to my point...
so we pick our seats, sit back and relax right?


I'm not sure if I've mentioned before that I don't do Horror or Action movies, yeah that's right I'm a wuss with movies. I just don't like the feeling of being scared or all pumped up worried about a character in a movie. Well this f*cken movie has me jumping out of my seat a few times! Even Himbo screamed a few times...well wait that's not really a good example, because Himbo is not exactly the hard core type.

Regardless I was on edge for 2 hours straight
and now my little heart is still pumping
and my over active imagination is thinking my laptop will kill me.

That's what I get for being a sucker for comfy seats and booze.

Friday, May 15, 2009

We Tasted Anaheim!

Yesterday the city of Anaheim hosted their annual

"Taste of Anaheim"

This event is for all of the restaurants and hotels in the area to showcase and advertise the goods! There are lots of booths that give away free food samples, drinks and little give away stuff (keychains...candy etc. etc.)

This year it was held across the street from Disneyland at our newest "outdoor" shopping mall. I love this place because it has a fabulous movie theater that has a 21 & over side which includes your very own leather lazy-boy chair and a BAR so you can drink while watching a movie! You know without having to sneak it in ghetto style.
(you know you've done it)

The "mall" also has yummy restaurants, lots of awesome stores and a really nice bowling alley. Actually, when She Bloggs came to visit me we took her & "C" there and drank yummy Spa'tini's and Gummi Bear Shots...ahh good times!! Miss you She Bloggs...

Crap, where was I??
Oh yes the event!

It was so much fun...
Here are a few shots of some of the booths and crowd.
(mind you this was just the back area of the place)

The whole mall participated,
all the shops had awesome sales...

There was even a group preforming they were called

"The Oreo Divas"

I Swear!!
We hit up ALL the booths and grubbed!
There were yummy samples everywhere...

There were Geisha Girls There was cool kids...
(Where's Hubby's hand?)

There was posing for the camera!...
No never mind that's just how we stand around.

There were wine stickers!!
(lucky Hubby got to put these on Dula Dip, I just made sure to smooth them out for her)

Himbo! Another shot?? Really?

There were (not so) hot Miller girls!
(I think they were on stilts or 10 inch heels, same difference really!)

There was a cat-walk...umm scratch that,
it was just Dula & Himbo pretending there was one...

There was buzzed up Bon Don's...

Oh and cool cakes that Hubby's friends store makes!!
These are obviously my favorite ones.

There would have been more pictures
but the photographer was busy eating, drinking and being merry.

Have a wonderful weekend my BBF's!!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Umbrella's & Breakfast

Ok the title of my post has absolutely nothing to do with this post, but Dula Dip walked by and I said "Give me a random title for my post" and she said "I don't know why I just thought of Umbrella's & Breakfast" so there you have it!
I was tagged by Elin at Hooper: Gen Z
to do 'My 8 Favorite Things'.


I will shorten my answers to 2 each,
which will end up equalling out to 8 total...Ta-da!

2 Things I'm Looking Forward To:

1. The premiere of "So You Think You Can Dance"! We always get together at Himbo's house and have lot's of yummy wine & food like this, but this time we all took the next day off of work so we can really get out of hand!

2. Washing my bedding tonight so it can smell like "Downy Febreze Spring & Renewal" it's heaven on earth really.

2 Things I Did Yesterday:

1. Wasted 9 hours of my life. Went to work. G-Chatted with my East Coast Daughter Nickie, and tried to convince Himbo to stop being a vegetarian and eat a wiener, I mean a hot dog. Oh and pissed of my sister some how?
2. Gave my daughter a lecture about "stretched out holes on girls are NEVER good" (she wants a bigger gauge size in her ear, yuck)

2 Things I Wish I Could Do:

1. Fast Forward my life to pay days & the weekends ... then Rewind and do it all over again!

2. Have the powers to convince my Hubby to fly that way we could vacation to far away places, so I don't have to keep going alone. *violin playing in the background*
2 Shows I Watch:

1. Right now, nothing. Baseball is on so that means it's baseball & ESPN 24 hours at Bon Don's

2. BUT I will be watching SYTYCD!!!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Fat Girl Moment

Banzai Teryaki Burger from Red Robin with Garlic Fries!

Don't mind's 1am and I have the late night munchies
By the way I know I have to post...
and I'm working on that,
but can we please stop with the hate mail already!?? Desert Rat

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Mini Sirloin?

Isn't she sweet!?
This is our spoiled brat Blue.

Sure she might be a little on the chunky side but it's not cool that her own Gramma says she looks like these little cows and then sings this song to her everytime she walks into the room!!!

What a mean gramma!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Weekend Quickies

  • I would like to apologize for the over use of the word "Doll" when I address some of you girls, there is a girl who over uses a certain "phrase" every f*cken time she sees me and it drives me bat shit insane and I realized I must sound the same way with "Doll" and for this I am truly sorry!

  • Love the fact that 30 (somethings) still take the walk of shame the next morning, we still got!

  • When 8 double shots of Tequila, 9 bottles of Corona and two pitchers of Margaritas are being consume in one night by 1 Bon Don, and only have the smallest buzz going... it might be time to relax on the weekend parting.

  • Seeing my Hubby all giddy and blabbing away like a school girl all night talking to his BFF he hasn't seen in 13+ years was the cutest thing ever!

  • Being a little less obvious when I don't really care for a person would probably be the nice thing to do... when someone asks me who that girl is, I shouldn't look at her and respond "a f*cken wreck that's who!"

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Captive in the Kitchen

Yes, you heard right...
Bon Don is being held captive in the kitchen tonight!

Ok, I might be exaggerating just a tad.

But I did choose to stay home tonight and make salads.

Tomorrow we are having Fight Night here at our house
and I wanted to make the salads ahead of time.

I made this Cottage Cheese Dip

(BTW these pictures don't really do these salads justice)

Pasta Salad...

and Macaroni Salad.

While Hubby & The Gang were out at our usual weekend hot spot
I was home hanging out with Fo Fo...

This is Fo Fo!

Wondering what Fo Fo is yet?

She's my God-daughter, and that is her hair my friends!

Watch out Himbo... She just might take your "Luxurious" title.

We watched Hubby & Fo Fo's parents partying up a storm via web cam, our hang out went techy and has a live cam feed. So not only did we feel like we were partying with them we can even join the chat room, Runaway Train was on the chat tonight and we had way too much fun causing trouble, we had the crowd screaming and cheering on Que, we gave lot's of shout outs to our favorite Karaoke Stars...Good Times!

After Fo Fo & I worked up an appetite from watching all the partying and chatting we spotted Jo-shmo's cupcakes she made for Fight Night... she left them un-frosted to discourage anyone from trying to sneak one.

Well I'll tell you it didn't discourage us at all, we picked off 3 then turned the container around so Jo-shmo wouldn't see them right away,
I'm so slick!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Pimping Myself!

Hello all my BBF's!!
Bon Don here, to ask for your loving support.

Blogger Choice Awards 2009! Are in full effect... I am up for three awards (YAY!)
(Hottest Mommy award is obviously a joke, but f*ck it I'll take it)

Please vote for your favorite Bon Don as soon as possible
...sheez I hope I'm the only one you know.
(click on the Blogger Choice Buttons to the left)