Friday, December 19, 2008

"Tonight We're Gonna Get F'kd Up!"

*By the way, the title refers to one of my favorite comedians Katt Williams,
if you haven't seen "Pimp Chronicles" I "highly" recommend it! *

Yes we really just might!

Tonight we are having our work "Holiday Party"
Well as some of you already know
I already hang out with most of my friends
from work on a regular basis, therefore we are quite comfortable
with each other already, we are not just co-workers
but we are actual friends...
and if you ask me, that my friends spells trouble!

You see during lunch we are already the loudest group,
seriously it's borderline obnoxious.
Not a day goes by without one of us saying something really Dirt-Bag"ish"
(yes I made that up)
We always end up crying from laughing so hard EVERYDAY!

And now they want to put us all together...
outside of work, in a social environment, WITH booze
and expect exactly what?

See last year I opted to NOT attend, I know BOO! right?

Let me tell you though, this year I will not be a Debbie Downer because
after the falling over couches, breaking wine glasses,
lap dances from Dula Dip,
drunken husbands hitting on other co-workers in front of their wife...

I'm not going to miss it for the world!
Don't you just love the holidays?
Wish us luck!
***UPDATE***
OK so I posted Part 2, but I pulled it.
If you want to know the story,
just let me know and I'll forward it to you.

5 comments:

The Loss Adjuster said...

We expect a report afterward! :)

Bow Chica Wah Wah said...

I can't wait to hear all about it!! Cheers!!

Yua sista said...

We totally expect a report afterward! I need to live through you!

Where ever did you get that photo of my husband?

Himbo said...

Dang, I didn't see this post on Friday because I left early to setup for it. But Oh my my, my oh my! This year topped last... mmkaay. But Bon Don I will leave you to report the update, cause you do it mo-beda!

I will say that I am proud of myself... I did in fact drink way too much but no one would have ever known... I behaved like the perfect little luxurious gentleman that I am. And in true Mexican style... I was there until the very end... cause lemme tell you, that's when all the good shit happens.


Bon Don, I can't wait to read your post!

-Himbo

LBluca77 said...

Dude, Holiday work xmas parties are always SO entertaining. you must tell us all about it.