Why must Bon Don go out to brunch with her Hubby & her Himbo at 11:00am just for Mimosa's and conversation but ends up slurring during said conversation around 2:3opm?
Why must Bon Don not just stop while she's ahead and just call it a day after "Brunch" but instead insist that designated driver Himbo drop off her & Hubby at Joe's Crab Shack for yummy Pop Tart Drinks while he shops?
Why must Bon Don forget that she's a responsible adult and tell these two kids that were riding toddler toys down a parking garage ramp at Himbo's house that it is not very safe and should stop doing it...but instead encourage the two kids riding down the parking garage ramp to "Try going down backwards with no hands"!!
Why must Bon Don call Dula Dip and say come down we are at Himbo's and I'm not done drinking today, knowing that Dula Dip will come out anytime and party at 4:00am on a Tuesday night without hesitating??
Why must Bon Don stop at the store for Champagne, wine and beer with Dula Dip, Himbo & Hubby but opts to stay out in the parking lot with Hubby making out like teenagers?
Why must Bon Don have friends who encourage her drunken stupor with a wine glass the size of a fish bowl filled up throughout the night with Mimosa's?
Why must Bon Don not just end her day/night of drinking when Dula Dip said "Let's hit the bar with my sister & her friends, it's "L's" birthday!" ... but instead tells everyone that is hanging out to get up and go to the bar!?
Why must Bon Don go to the bar and start drinking endless pitchers of beer "because they are soooo cheap!"
Why must Bon Don attract the crazy looking skinny guy with long blonde hair who likes to "hand motion" for her to leave with him?
Why must Bon Don be at the bar with the crowd who gets the police called on them?
Why must Bon Don drink from 11am to 2am and wonder why she still is drunk at 8am??