Why must Bon Don go out to brunch with her Hubby & her Himbo at 11:00am just for Mimosa's and conversation but ends up slurring during said conversation around 2:3opm?
Why must Bon Don not just stop while she's ahead and just call it a day after "Brunch" but instead insist that designated driver Himbo drop off her & Hubby at Joe's Crab Shack for yummy Pop Tart Drinks while he shops?
Why must Bon Don forget that she's a responsible adult and tell these two kids that were riding toddler toys down a parking garage ramp at Himbo's house that it is not very safe and should stop doing it...but instead encourage the two kids riding down the parking garage ramp to "Try going down backwards with no hands"!!
Why must Bon Don call Dula Dip and say come down we are at Himbo's and I'm not done drinking today, knowing that Dula Dip will come out anytime and party at 4:00am on a Tuesday night without hesitating??
Why must Bon Don stop at the store for Champagne, wine and beer with Dula Dip, Himbo & Hubby but opts to stay out in the parking lot with Hubby making out like teenagers?
Why must Bon Don have friends who encourage her drunken stupor with a wine glass the size of a fish bowl filled up throughout the night with Mimosa's?
Why must Bon Don not just end her day/night of drinking when Dula Dip said "Let's hit the bar with my sister & her friends, it's "L's" birthday!" ... but instead tells everyone that is hanging out to get up and go to the bar!?
Why must Bon Don go to the bar and start drinking endless pitchers of beer "because they are soooo cheap!"
Why must Bon Don attract the crazy looking skinny guy with long blonde hair who likes to "hand motion" for her to leave with him?
Why must Bon Don be at the bar with the crowd who gets the police called on them?
Why must Bon Don drink from 11am to 2am and wonder why she still is drunk at 8am??
29 comments:
Because Bon Don lives on the edge baby, and don't you forget it.
I think we would get along perfectly in real life.
lol spoken like a true functioning alcoholic LOL
Bon Don had fun though!
Because Bon Don is a fuckin rock star!!
Hey! You've been given two awards!!! =)
Nice! Sounds like my past weekend of binge drinking! We could definitely have a lot of fun together!
the answer to all of the above questions is "Because BonDon is fabulous!"
haha! what a day! reminds me of when i was in college...ugh.
so how was that next morning :)
WHAT ARE THESE POP TART DRINKS THAT YOU SPEAK OF? I must find out immediately!
NO, I know the real reason, the real reason is so that by this weekend you will be tired out and I'll come to visit and then you guys will be too tired, too tired to do the fabulous bbq's you do when I'm not there, too tired to go to Joe's again. I'll get "let's just watch movies this weekend" "let's go somewhere else for breakfast" AND nobody will come over...I ALWAYS get that! call the wambulance
Dr. Monkey: Practicly falling over!
Matt: Pure chaos I'm sure!
Jillian: lol! Too much for a Sunday!
MzTapz: Major Rock Star! like "Platinum Artist"!
Nickie: YAY!! :)
Kellie: I'm sure even illegal too!
Mich: lol, awww thanks Doll!!
Lucklys: *blushing* Sad thing is... I haven't been in college for at least 8 years :)
LaPixie: They are called Rockin' Poppin' it's a Pomegranate Margarita with yummy Pop Rocks!!! SO FUN!!
DR: You needed a response all to your self for this one!
If you come down this weekend I promise we will party like Rock Stars and I WILL NOT even let you sleep if you beg me!
We will hit all the hot spots, mark my word!
You are going to be belligerent, lit-out of your mind and stumbling when I’m through with you!! Warm that voice up with your famous “Wooo Hooo”
Seriously, tell me I'm lying!?
now this sounds like a party. sign me upde
haha you are so funny! where do i get in on this action!
They say admitting it is the first step :) I love the third person voice. Laura says the two of us would get on famously out and about. Oh wait I only have a two drink minimum. Let's exchange link's on blogroll's or become fans or whatev.
sounds like my kind of weekend:)
We need to meet. You are more fun than I can even imagine.
And the question is not why, it's why not!
Sounds like a blast to me. Once you start drinking it is impossible to stop.We should be drunk everyday.
Because! (yes! in this situation, that is a perfectly acceptable answer!)
Oh....we should defintily do some drinking together. I;m with you.
Because she is awesome.
Lol! That was a Sunday Funday to remember... too bad everyone involved was too drunk to remember. Btw, you forgot to mention that you forgot to comb your hair that day, but you know what... your hair is still Luxurious!
Why Bon Don?
Because you're a rockstar! Because you're fun. Because it was SUNDASY FUNDAY!
Wine glass the size of a fish bowl. Must. Get. One Now.
Sounds... oddly familiar...
I had the privilege of hearing this story in person on Tuesday morning at work. What can I say? Bon Don knows how to party!
So you learn! Whatevs I would have done that same $hit and still come into work. . and what!
OooooooMG, you guys are so freakin fun!? WHY DON'T I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA!? That's funny though, sounds like you guys had a awesome freakin time girl!
And on a SUNDAY.. aren't those days for resting!? lol
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