Monday, March 23, 2009

Bon Don's Coma

This weekend Bon Don was in a coma.

No really I'm fine, no need for panic!
I almost forgot to mention it was sleep induced, that might have made a slight difference in your first reaction... oopsy

For some strange reason I slept about 30 plus hours from the time I got home from work on Friday till this very morning!

You will be happy to know that I did manage to wake up a few times during my coma.
The first time was Saturday morning at 4am telling my Hubby I was STARVING and I couldn't bare the pain, which I think I was partly sleep talking on that one.... *nervous chuckle here*
Well he got up to cook breakfast for his "starving wife" (French toast, scrambled eggs and breakfast potatoes) and I kind of didn't wake back up.

Don't worry he wasn't mad at me, I think he's used to my middle of the night cravings... apparently I ask for lots of things in my sleep, I also wake up in the middle of the night patting my lips and making a lip smacking sound to let him know "I'm thirsty" and he brings me water, so he knows his wife is a weirdo and just humors me.
(Isn't he a lucky man!)

Second time was Saturday night, just in time to go out for a night on the town (ok well not really a night on the town but rather a fun night out at the usual Karaoke hang out!)
We had a couple of new faces with us. This time we convinced my friend Sonia aka "G" to come out, she brought her sweetie pie who surprisingly didn't scared away with a very intoxicated Bon Don's whooting and hollering whenever BDC would hit the stage or when she grabbed the mic and sang a versus of someone elses song or even duringHimbo's Rockstar debut of some good old fashion Linkin Park where she proceeded to raise the "shocker"

instead of the Rocker hand gesture!

(What a classy broad right! ...I'm telling you Hubby's a "Lucky Man")

Yesterday I woke up at 7pm for some soup, a few Motrin and some Pepsi. I stayed awake with the girls for a few hours, talked to very bored Himbo (apparently I'm not allowed to leave him unsupervised for that long anymore either) then Special Girl Chris stopped by with some Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and it was back to sleep for Bon Don... pure sleep ... or unconscious, however you see it really.


Speaking of Himbo he has a video on his blog of "Drag Race"

I lOVE that show I think Drag Queens are F'CKEN BAD ASS! Go check it out!

(BTW if any of you know how to apply Drag Make-up let me know I want to dress in drag so bad!!)

Is it Friday yet?

21 comments:

Matt said...

I would have paid cash money to see Himbo raise up the shocker!!!!!!!!!

Kellie said...

OMG, I have way too many pics of me doing the shocker. For some reason when I drink I think it is funny. :)

Miss Yvonne said...

That's kind of creepy that you smack your lips in your sleep for a drink of water from your husband. If I did that, my husband would probably think it's an invitation to do something naughty.

The Loss Adjuster said...

Yeah, I really do think we need a picture of Himbo raising the shocker!

Reminds me, though. I think I need a nap!

SheBloggs said...

You are so silly! The breakfast ur hubs made sounds so good! And whats up with the sleepin girl!? Work stressin you out too!?? To have a healthy mind it's well needed!

Himbo and Linkin Park! I would of loved to hear that! What do you sing when you go?

<3

Hanako66 said...

hahahaha! your Himbo story has me cracking up.

Jillian said...

LOL..when your body says shut it down...it shuts down whether you like it or not lol...at least you caught up on much needed sleep probably!!

AAAAHHH I NEED TO GO KARAOKE SOONER THAN LATER!

LMAO @ Shockers...that's the name of my company's Kickball team...and when we huddle up we say "SHOCK n ROLL...BZZZZZZZZZZ" and hold up the shocker LMAO!!

Have a good week Bon-D! Welcome back to the land of the conscious!!! lol

discotrash said...

i had some serious sleep coming to me today too. could've had something to do with the xanax

Maxie said...

I LOVE THE SHOCKER. You have no idea.

I mean not actually IN my butt...but throwing it like a gang sign.

...love Maegan said...

all I wanted to do this weekend was sleep sleep sleep! ...I'm blaming my period though.

{maxie's comment is killing me!}

Retired But Tryin! said...

lol all you needa do is put it on thick and sparkly and you will have drag queen glamour in a second! big is beautiful when it comes to being a queen!

Scandalous Housewife said...

Awww, the sleeping is making me sooooo jealous! I'm just coming off a long spring break, and I need another vacay of sleep to recover from my vacay!

Narm said...

Himbo + Linkin Park + The Shocker = Best weekend ever. I could have partied with The Doors and had a worse weekend

TishTash said...

You sure were active for being comatose

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

Sooo true Miss Yvonee, so true!

Your post title scared me Bon Don! A little bit more warning next time, mmmkay? ;-) Glad you're doing ok...

MzTapz said...

The most awesome time ever! We were the last fuckers there at the bar! hahaha Good times!

repliderium.com said...

LMAO!!!! I LOVE that you make thirsty noises and he gets you a glass of water!

Jillian said...

TAG you are it...I gave you an award on my blog Pop Rock Margarita Queen!

moooooog35 said...

Maxie:

How you doin'?

Bow Chica Wah Wah said...

LMAO

THE SHOCKER always shocks the shit out of me.. whoa that doesnt sound right but it does shock me like heeeeeeeey there!

Underfunded Heiress said...

Pretty funny story.

That's a lot of sleep there. Sounds good.