So today I was craving a Pop Rock Margarita.
Yesterday I was craving a bottle of wine...yes a bottle.
This pasted weekend, well you know what...
better yet, don't get me started on my last
"few" weekends of booze cravings.
What I'm saying is...
lately it kind of seems like Bon Don is a bit of a lush.
Yesterday I was talking to my Momma about my horrible day at work and how I was exhausted from only having 4 hours of sleep the night before and I just wanted to crack open a bottle of wine and relax.
I thought I'd get a sympathy "yeah, that's sounds like a good idea...
I hope you feel better"
Umm No, not so much.
She felt like it was the right time to try and be funny instead.
Her reply to me kind of went like this,
"How about no, it's late... you should go to sleep"
Me: "What!? Why? I want wine though"
Momma: "You don't need to drink today, you're tired remember!"
Me: "Are you calling me a drunk? Don't judge me lady!"
Momma: "I'm not judging you,
I'm just saying you've been drinking too much lately... wino"
Me: "Nice Momma... way to NOT judge me!"
*laughing... but kind of sad I was talked out of my bottle of wine*
Momma: *laughing at my sadness*
So on top of my own mother joking about how I've been being a "Wino"
I realize my "Status Updates" on Facebook are all about booze!
I come here and see all of my latest entries
and yup you guessed it... more booze!
I'm starting to see a pattern.
Actually, I'm really not a boozer (seriously)
I have my spurts.
Haha "spurts" kinds sounds like "squirts"
hahaa... *clears throat*
Sorry, back to pleading my case.
Like I said, I'm not really a boozer and in my Hubby's own words
"I just love the taste of alcohol and if I just so happen to get a good buzz in the process...it just a bonus!"
I have my Rockstar moments of hanging out and having drinks, but I also have my very anti-social moments for sometimes months on end of just watching movies and relaxing or hanging out with God-children and being an all around awesomely sober person.
So what I'm saying is don't bother rounding up fellow bloggers and "scaring me straight" with an intervention or anything.
Your Bon Don is just fine, I promise!
But for now, I will enjoy my "spurt" of wanting to be social and go out, which comes with the added bonus of wanting to enjoy a few good drinks. Right!? ... right!
Side Note: You will be happy to know that tonight Himbo just so happen to call me and ask what I was up to at the right moment...
convo went like this
Himbo: What's up bitch what are you doing tonight?
Me: nothing just relaxing, what are you doing?
Himbo: Having a few glasses of wine, come over!
Me: Me: Mmm Wine! I wanted to crack open my bottle
yesterday but I was discouraged.
Himbo: Come over I'm on my second glass and I'm kind of hungry
Me: Ooooo I have a better idea, let's go to Joe's and get
Pop Rock Margarita's and you can eat there!
"Trusty Drunk Sidekick Himbo": Done! Let's roll.
I got my PRM and I'm a happy girl right now!