Thursday, March 26, 2009

New Guy in "Town"

Well hello my BBF’s! First of all I’d like to say, Thank You for your positive thoughts and prayers for my Daddy. We are “a fighting people” so we are expecting my Daddy will get better soon.

So without further adieu,
Bon Don is back!

In case you’ve noticed or even if you haven’t...
I’ve been kind of MIA for the last couple of days.
What's that you say? Why have I been MIA?

Well I kind of been hanging out with this new guy and he’s taking up all of my time. I guess you can say I’m one of those girls that get real infatuated when it comes to new relationships, almost obsessed. I neglect the world when I get this way and unfortunately this time it included "you" my BBF's...and I'm very sorry about that. really. sorry.

Yup that’s right this new guy is on the brain all day & night, I sneak him into my office at work, when I get home he’s got my full attention, when everyone is sleeping it’s just him & I alone in the dark trying to be quiet.
I think I’m in love.
No.
I am in love.

What’s that you say? What about my Hubby?
Well don’t worry my friends… he’s the one who introduced us!

Wooah wait now, it’s not “like that” we’re not swingers or anything like that, Oh but no offense to the swinging couples out there, but that’s just not our style…

HOWEVER if you must,
you can send pictures and inquire at swingingbondon@yah
just kidding.

Back to the new guy, he’s super cool!
You know he’s so “cool” that Lisa Kudrow even kicks it with him!
His name is Professor Layton.

As in "Professor Layton and the Curious Village"

Hubby gave me a cute little pink Nintendo DS and loaded it with lot's of fun games for me! I've been hooked ever since, I play it at work, when I get home, when hubby's sleeping... I even dream about being in the village with Professor L, or "P.L." as I call him in private.

My obsession is so bad, but i love it!

So I'm back in the real world for now because I'm such a brainiac that I passed the entire game already, Yup that's right Bon Don is a smarty pants so watch out all you nice folks out there cause Bon Don's a coming to molest your blog with her comments!

22 comments:

The Loss Adjuster said...

*phew* You had me going there a minute!

MzTapz said...

Oh My gawd! I so want that lil dude too!!! Mine! We're so related
Does he boggle your brain all day and night?? lol

*Megan* said...

At first I thought you got ANOTHER puppy...haha

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Good to have you back, babycakes.

Cute little fellow.

Himbo said...

Whatever... he's ugly and he's not a smart as he thinks he is. I'm better.

Ron said...

OMG...You're crazy! You made my heart skip a beat in anticipation. I thought you joined a cult or something with some dood!

This one is one of your best! You made me sit on my hands while reading....it was warm.

Desert Rat said...

OH my gosh I thought for sure it was another EVIL DOG FROM HELL! I was yelling to the dog gods "WHY, WHY do you keep allowing her to do this, WHY are you doing this to ME"...Sorry dog gods I was wrong this time.

Jillian said...

LMAO...i was just thinking i wanted to get one...but am afraid of growing obsession and more sleepless nights!!! lol

i posted a blog i saw the cutest cupcakes and thought of you!!! lol

happy WEEKEND BON DEEZY!

PorkStar said...

that was an interesting intro haha

Suburbia Steph said...

That is hilarious! I wouldn't have guessed it was the Nintendo DS! Ha!

Jase said...

Thanks for the comment. Finally...JEEZ! ;-) J/K of course. Boo, you had me going there for a minute with your latest blog...nice!

TishTash said...

Molestation needs no warning. It needs a trip to the lingerie store. So I've got some shopping to do and I'll see you later, sweetcheeks.

BDC said...

Ya the messed up part of this is, She even dressed it up with a tank top and a G string. Damn, my bad.

Kellie said...

I'm already obsessed w/ Guitar Hero and Mario Kart so I don't need another game to make me ignore my hubs. Wait? I want it still. :)

Nickie. said...

Awww, your hubby is awesome!! haha. i was bit nervous for a moment. actually maybe thought it was a puppy!!! hahaha.

repliderium.com said...

"P.L." as I call him in private.
Now THAT, my sweet, is real intimacy.

Hanako66 said...

now my little big planet obsession somehow seems "OK"

thank you for that

Tasha said...

ohhhhhh, I have been wanting to have an affair with that little cartoon hottie myself! Just thinking up my plannnnnnn........

I could use the brain workout for the love of god, too.

LiLu said...

HA I was so confused! I'll have to check it out ;-)

Underfunded Heiress said...

Cute post.

I knew you'd make a brittney come back ;)

TT said...

Hi there!

Laura said...

welcome back and I forgive you....this time..:)

And this is perfect as it's the Under the Sheets-Shhh 100th post anniversary. Yeah!