Wednesday, March 4, 2009

UPDATE! Regulators... Parenting 101

It's coming along...
tomorrow will be deep cleaning furniture and nick-nacks on the shelves then re-organizing the closets!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We regulate any stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you can't beat any geek off the street,
Gotta be handy with the steel
If you know what I mean, earn your keep

"Regulators! Mount up!"
(sorry, it really was important to get ghetto with the lyrics)
I've been asked before, "Bon Don? How do you guys make the girls keep their room clean?"
Well now you will know...

this is how,




and like this!


Who wants to come home from school and see this?


Usually we just have to tell our girls, "Hey let's get it together the room is looking sloppy I want it cleaned up before we ransack the joint" and a little while later DONE! Clean! No biggie.


Well lately Hubby & I have had to repeat ourselves at least twice this month and we feel like we shouldn't have to tell our "Teenagers" to clean up their room.


So today Hubby walked into the room emptied out closest shelves and dresser drawers and flipped the mattresses (so they can clean properly)


Usually they would much rather keep it clean then for this to happen all the time and believe me Hubby & Bon Don don't mess around...

we always follow through on our threats,

we're kind of d!cks like that!


Now run along and regulate on any rooms in your house that you feel have been neglected by your children or spouse! It's fun.

25 comments:

Stephanie said...

Pardon my french, but HOLY SHIT! hahaha. That would have worked for my mom, too, but she wasn't smart enough to come up with that. You're awesome.

MzTapz said...

Gawd damm!!! I said Gawd Damm!
Po po lil tink tinks. Fucken A! I would totally hate to come home to that shit. Once again..po po lil tink tinks.

Retired But Tryin! said...

hahahahaha thats so awesome! my mum used to do that to me when i was younger and i learnt my lesson!

Mich said...

my parents would totally have done that too.

the first picture looks kinda like my room right now.... but thats because i had an arguement with my closet this morning and threw everything all over the place. when i go home tonight we will make ammends.

...love Maegan said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I love it!!!!! omg they've got a huge surprise waiting for them!!!! lol

Hanako66 said...

ha! I love it! I'm keeping this one in the memory banks for when I have children

Reina Bee said...

I wouldn't clean it up. I once cut up one of my mom's sunday dresses for pissing me off. Ask her if she ever piss me off like that ever again. Go ahead. . .I wouldn't clean it.

ChiTown Girl said...

My parents used to do the same thing. unfortunately, it didn't work for me, as those pictures are what me room usually looks like now, and I'm a grown-ass woman!! (I can get all ghetto, too, ya know! tee hee)

BDC said...

As for Reina Bee. If you cut my Sunday dress up belive it B!tch you`d be wearing that every fucken Sunday and I mean EVERY FUCKEN Sunday!!! cuz i`m not your mom I would fuck you up as my kid. Jail Aint Shit To me

Mary Moore said...

OH YAH!!!!! You are awesome!! I have to show my husband this!

Sonia said...

That is the greatest idea ever! Whenever I have kids, that's exactly what I'm going to do! Put their asses on check!

Elizabeth Marie said...

You are so fabulously hardcore! I wish my mom had done that. They prob find stuff they thought they lost all the time too...xo

Desert Rat said...

I'm going to call you to see how it all turned out.

Gabby said...

OMG! I wanted you and BDC to adopt me before...but now I'm not so sure. Let me get back to you.

K, did you really delete your Facebook?? Sorry I missed your 'chat' last night...I hear there may be fun weekend plans?!

ReRe said...

omg bon don! my mom used to do this to my lil bros!!!! (I'm a neat freak, so i never got ransacked). I used to love watching her do it, she'd pull out everything!!!

Nickie. said...

Haha nice. My mom's never done that because I'm never home or was never home to mess my room up, as bad as it sounds, I really just sleep and eat there.

repliderium.com said...

NICE!!!!!!!!! I love it!
(My mom once nailed my bedroom door shut because it was a disaster- not that she cared much, I think she just wanted to see the look on my face!)ultild

Matt said...

That is awesome.

best. parenting. ever.

I love it.

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

You are the shiznit! Hilarious!!! LOL!

The Loss Adjuster said...

Wow! That is HARDCORE! *bows to the masters*

Himbo said...

Daaaaaaaang.

But more importantly, I LOVED that you used the ghetto-fab lyrics. I love that part, "REGULATORRRRRS... MOUNT UP!" I love that scene in the movie too! So effin kewl!

Kellie said...

What an excellent idea! I am saving this as a mental note for the future if and when I ever have teenagers. :)

Reina Bee said...

Suckers! Your girls are suckers! I would have made an even bigger mess. . .I would have taken the mattress and threw it outside...and what?! You don't know me son!

SheBloggs said...

This is good shit! I'm glad you aren't afraid to get your kids to behave, military style! I know I will for sure be trying this when the time comes..

Bow Chica Wah Wah said...

OMG OMG I cant believe this... That's some serious regulating sista =)