Sinner?

Gluttony:

An inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Hubby and I are guilty of committing this Sin, sometimes we even convince others to join us in our road to Biblical defiance.

We are HTB sinners. (HTB: Home Town Buffet)

Every now & then we like to hit the all you can eat buffet and just completely act like the fatty's we are. I mean how can you not love the idea of eating a salad, maybe a little Italian then go back for some carved ham. Oh and don't forget dessert, with the soft serve ice cream and hot fudge cake. I'm making myself hungry again I need to stop.

See although this is a very casual place to eat, there is still a little process we like to follow at the buffet. Nothing fancy just some "Bon Don Etiquette" to get you through your dining experience.


Rule #1. Take it slow.
Never start off with a giant heaping plate of food, you need to make sure you take small portions, you know, more like samples. That way you don't get full too fast or overwhelmed. Once we took a friend who thought she knew how to hang with the big dogs, she ate so much she turned pale and almost pasted out. It was kind of funny. We pointed and laughed.

Rule #2. Wear comfy clothes.
Always wear expandable pants, leave the jeans at home.

I couldn't resist taking this picture the other night. The man in this picture totally had the right idea! "Zebra print MC Hammer pants" dressed up with a button up shirt and sweater, you know comfy on the bottom but dressed up above the table.

Rule #3. Never fight over food.
Yes that's right, don't ever fight over food they always replenish food items. I promise. For instance take the lady from the other night, see I asked Hubby to serve me some Jello with a side of whipped cream. ( I was too busy trying to get a picture of homeboy in the zebra pants) as Hubby was serving my Jello this lady stood there hovering over him and had the nerve to say:

Lady: "Are you kidding me?

Hubby: *Looks over his shoulder to see if she's talking to him*

Lady: Are you seriously going to take the rest of that?

Hubby: Why did you want some?

Lady: Yeah

Hubby: "Oh" ok then.

looks right at her as he scoops and proceeds to take more then originally planned and wiped out the rest of the Jello just to piss her off!*

I love my Hubby... and yes I finished all the Jello and looked right at her while eating it!