Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Bon Don Loves It:
Bon Don Loves It Not:
When people are attached to their phone and constantly texting or updating their status on Twitter & Facebook about how much fun they are having at that moment... I don't get it, because if you are having so much fun what the f*ck would posses you to stop what your doing and text?
Sunday, April 26, 2009
I'm to come up with a list of 10 of my favorite film characters (Not favorite movies!) and why I think they are cool. Then I am to tag 5 other bloggers to do the same.
Here goes my list...
Because I have had a crush on him since FOREVER, and he was the inspiration for my blog title.
Mary in Party Girl... I love anything Parker Posey
Because when this movie was released it reminded me of myself at that time, plus Parker is my favorite actress.
Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction
Because he's a "Bad Motherf*cker"
Frankie from Dream for an Insomniac
Because she's annoying and very "wordy", and it's one of my favorite movies.
Regina George in Mean Girls
Because "oddly"... I can totally relate to her.
Derek Huff in Step Brothers
Because he's an asshole.
Cher in Clueless
Again one of my favorite movies see THIS POST, for my favorite quote.
Miranda Preistly in The Devil Wears Prada
Because she so cool and calm with her insults.
Etta James (Beyonce) in Cadillac Records
Because she has been my favorite singer since I was a wee little Bon Don.
Daniel Bateman #56 in The Replacements
(skip to 6:08/9:21)
Ok so now my turn to tag back, I'd like to think of it as payback!
Himbo "My Hair is Luxurious"
because no ones hair should be that luxurious!
Nickie "Learn to Fly" for tagging me
"Runaway Train" for not visiting me this weekend as planned. I hatechu for life.
"She Blogs" for ditching me in blog world for the last week & a half.
and any of you lovely folks who care to take the challenge! I can wait to read every ones responses...
Friday, April 24, 2009
Then out of nowhere this happens:
It's unusual for a smaller quake to be followed by a second quake slightly larger in magnitude. However, seismologists say such things happen, and it doesn't necessarily mean that a much larger event is imminent.
Yeah Yeah I know they weren't "that big" but when you're stranded in the restroom as I was at work ... not so much fun I tell ya. I came home and was telling Hubby and my Momma that I was stuck in the restroom and they both were too! Too funny!
So there you have it folks, you now have an accurate timeline of when Bon Don had to tinkle yesterday!
Now on to the picture taking, I almost forgot I had been tagged by my East Coast Daughter Nickie at Learn To Fly can you believe she wants me to take a picture of myself right at this very moment!!?? No primping or nothing!
Who would think of such a horrible thing?
Oh my goodness ok here it goes,
let me just say you're so lucky that I put on some sort of make-up today people!
Here's work Bon Don in all her glory...Now I tag YOU!
(or whoever would like to participate, I'm not pushy)
Thursday, April 23, 2009
I noticed what she was wearing when we were in the car and I told her, "Didn't I tell you not to wear tight on tight?"
She came back in the room and we told her we didn't want her to
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
and this next story I'm about to tell you,
you may get a bad impression from me & my Hubby...
just try not to hold it against me.*giggle*
In our defense, we are not always so... umm...
what's the word I'm looking for? ... mean?
Ok we'll go with "mean", we are not mean people but honestly
sometimes people can just annoy you to a point of no return!
So my Hubby's job requires random drug tests like most companies do,
but because of his profession he is not even allowed to have alcohol in his
system even if he works the next day.
Yes, I know pretty strict, sometimes it sucks.
Anyway yesterday Hubby gets called in to the clinic to take a drug test,
which is totally fine because Hubby obviously hasn't been drinking
and definitely doesn't have any dope in his system.
Hubby arrives at the clinic and only see’s the janitor cleaning the lobby, the janitor tells Hubby that the little nurse man is probably out back smoking a cigarette and he’ll go and get him. Hubby’s not really in a hurry at this point but thanks the janitor and off he goes.
Little nurse man comes back inside reeking of smoke looking a little annoyed that he was disturbed during his smoke break and hands Hubby a cup to piss in and says
Hubby had just taken a break about 15 minutes before he was notified to take his drug test so he doesn’t really have to go at this point, but he tried anyway and got close enough to the “line” he was supposed to reach.
Well now little nurse man takes the cup and has to fill up two separate vials, he's pours the first one and spills. Little nurse man seemed to be irritated because this happened. Now he's attempting to fill the second one but he doesn't have enough "liquid" to fill it.
and tells him a thing or two about his attitude
and how it was his fault for spilling the goods.
"Now "YOU'RE" going to have to wait!" all snooty.
not to turn on the water faucet to wash his hands until
after he brings the cup back to him.
he can't knock out little nurse man for being an asshole
of course Hubby has more sense than that to jeopardize his job,
but it wouldn't be right if little nurse man felt all
high & mighty for being a little punk right!?
Now what does Hubby do?
Well being awesome and vengeful like his dear wife (me) his pisses in the cup (to the line)
then proceeds to piss all over the outside of the cup all over his hand to the point where there is piss everywhere...
then walks over and places it right on little nurse man's desk
with a piss ring and piss dropping onto the desk.
Washes his hands and tells little nurse man to have a good night.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Hubby: You know those rechargeable batteries I bought you this weekend? I bought two packs one with the charger and the other pack of four!
Me: Yes I remember...
Hubby: Well where is the four pack?
Hubby: Where's your purse?
Me: Seriously, that's what this urgency is all about?
You need batteries for your game?
... Just use the ones I have charging for my camera!
Friday, April 17, 2009
Q: So what happens when you're shopping at the mall with Bon Don?
A: She drags you into one of these things ...
I tired to keep a straight face...
***This is a booth like looks like a photo-booth in the mall, it has a green screen behind where you sit and you lean your head forward over another green cut out for your head, you pick your song do your thing then done... a CD with you singing your song pops out instead of a picture!***
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
but you have to realize I've never found money before.
Monday, April 13, 2009
All this talk about MMA fighting and girl power gets me all pumped up... it makes me want to go out and punch a baby! WOOO
Anyway back to my point...
so it's official, Bon Don has a girl crush.
And she can whip some serious ass!
Don't you just love her!?
My weekend was just lovely…
Friday Himbo picked me up from work and we headed to my house for some quality time…
We had dinner, then a caffeine fix from Starbucks and proceeded to take over Hubby’s TV for a movie marathon night and some good old fashion cuddling & spooning started with my two favorites guys…we had been Himboless for too long!
Saturday I ended up ditching my family Kickball/BBQ event, and instead Hubby & I hung out with our girls all day went out for lunch and did some shopping, we got home in time to see the MMA Fight between Shamrock & Diaz (more on that later) then headed out for dinner and a little (sober) Karaoke, the night ended early.
Yesterday my brother and his new girlfriend had a BBQ with a few of their friends, it was yummy.
We all retreated to our rooms and ignored each other for some video games!
Hubby was playing Xbox online, the girls were playing PS3 Rock Band and I chose to stay in comfy clothes all day glued to my DS playing Rhythm Heaven... just like Beyonce
I love being lazy!
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Friday, April 3, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
So here I am making a big deal about me!
"Wow 200th ... Wooo... 1 year... Wooo, alright!"
Ok, I'm done making a big deal about me now.
But while I'm at it I would like to make a big deal about some of you, my BBF's
(I totally need to patent that by the way)
No, no don't try to stop me...
Stop being so modest.
And I can't leave out the fellas! (you're welcome)
TADA! you likey!?
The first lovely recipients of this award in alphabetical order, are as follows:
...love Maegan -My fashionista
A View From 5280ft - My soon to be "Best Friend In-Law"
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder - My sweet & crazy rockstar!
ChiTown Girl - My cold weather soul-mate
DESTINATIONS: Where The F Is Ron? - My "worldly/awesome as heck" BBF
gabby, she wrote - My cupcake partner in matrimony
Holy Mackerel - My hilarious mommy-counter part
How Do You Get Back In The Game? - My beautiful New Zealand BBF
I Hate So Much - Miss Maxie/bad ass beotch
It's Unbeweavable! - My lovely
JaseDoesDALLAS - My newest BBF
Just James - My "other" newest BBF
LBluca77 - My funny as hell, biker chick from LB
Learn To Fly - My east coast daughter
Lipstick Diaries - My crazy BBF from Nor.Cal
Live Happy - My sunshine in seattle
Live it Love it - Miss Lilu /twisted & funny fellow dirtbag
KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV - My loving "hair & glasses twin" in SD
Mad Madam Mim&Mimsy - My animal loving BBF
Mental Poo - My BBF Midget Man of Steel
Monkey Muck - My Vintage loving BBF
Musings from The Tundra - My renovation & OCD, funny BBF
My Hair is Luxurious! - My actual luxurious BFF & BBF
My Telephone Booth - My fabulous flip-hottie
Oranges Grow on Trees - My BBF from the start
Pixie Dusted - My lovely AZ BBF
Repliderium.com - My blog crush
Re-Ramblings - My favorite okie
Runaway Train - My sista & other, other half
Scandalous Housewife -My hot scandalous counter-parts
She Bloggs. - My real life BFF & beautiful friend
Sometimes I Feel Like A Blog.... - My girl Jillian... heart her
Tales from the Gutter - Miss Discotrash my rockstar
That Girl - My down ass homegirl
The Kids Did WHAT?! - My twisted/funny Lana
The Loss Adjuster lost his mind...- My awesome/would be real life bff
Through The Looking Glass... - My beautiful fashionista
Under The Sheets-Shhh - My sweet & fabulous BBF
what is this really - My... well she's mine, so it's automatic!
Who is Mich ? - My fun & beautiful BBF
White Collar Redneck - My funny cleveland steamer connection
Now go on and wear this tittle proud and feel free to spread the award around to your BBF's!
*By accepting this award, you are legally committed to comment regularly with funny, witty, inspirational and loving sentiments*
Right now I just visited my girl Mich's blog over at Who is Mich? and really think you should go enter her fabulous giveaway! I'm really hoping that my luck kicks in and I win the prizes,
but if not I will be ok with her rigging it in my favor!
Right now I'm watching Ratatouille. Have I told you I can watch Ratatouille and Enchanted every time they come on TV? Don't get me wrong, I love all Disney movies I could watch any of them at any time but right now these are my two faves!
Right now I feel like my body temperature is 200 degrees. I swear... it seriously feels like my body is on the verge of Spontaneous Human Combustion, it's f'cken HOT in my room!
Right now Blue (the spoiled bratty Chihuahua) is snoring so loud for such a little doggy, but I think it's the most precious sound in the world.
Right now I am going to brag to you about how my daughters are pretty freakin' bad ass! Long story short, Cindyjo not only grocery shopped on her own (with her own list) she came home cooked Lasagna (from scratch) with a side of Garlic Texas Toast and made a yummy dinner salad all before I got home from work. Joshmo baked me chocolate cupcakes AND all the household chores were done extra nice!
Right now giggles consumed me while thinking about all the inside jokes that I share with my friends and how simple words like "wires" or "berries" crack me up! I'm so excited to ditch work this Friday just to have lunch with my "Island Sista"
Right now I just had the urge to say
"Go to bed Bon Don, you shan't be late to work tomorrow"...
Right now, I realized how dirty "shan't" sounds
and felt happy for being such a dirtbag.