Monday, April 20, 2009

A Text From My Sister In-Law

I need a favor...
I'm in jail!
They charged me with being the ugliest fucker in America, come down and show them that they have the wrong person!
* I need a good come back for her! Help me out guys*

20 comments:

Retired But Tryin! said...

damn that is good i wish i could help you!

Jillian said...

hmmmmm....

"didn't you get my text to lay low?..when they came here to get me they saw a picture of you and apologized for the false arrest."

idk....LOL

Gabby said...

hahahah I like Jillian's response!

spitandvinegar said...

Hee hee hee... I'm sending that to my sister right now.

JaG said...

send one back saying you saw on the news in jail that they caught the lockness monster and you was just wondering if she was ok...

Anonymous said...

lmao I have to send that to my boyfriend.
What did you send back?

SheBloggs said...

Ooou thats wrong! hahaha.. I'm not witty enough for a funny comeback but whatever you find git her goood!

sabrina said...

HAHAH. Awesome! I don't have any quick-witted comebacks, but that's cool that you and your sister in law have that kind of relationship:)

Nickie. said...

Oh snap! lol. I'm not good at comebacks soooo. lol.

repliderium.com said...

Can't you just hire someone to go up to her door & punch her when she opens it? Oh wait... then you'd be in jail.

Retired But Tryin! said...

hahaha jillian has the best response! thats awesome!

Far said...

LOL i miss u miss bon don!

Violet said...

LMAO!!!! jiliian's response is the best!!!

Kellie said...

Too funny! I suck at comebacks. My replies are usually "Whatever" or "You are!" I know. So witty. :)

rachaelgking said...

Ooooo, that's good. Maybe "Can't, too busy canoodling with your SO since he's finally got the chance to be with the 'Pretty One"

brenda rowe said...

How about "I would come down and help, but then I would just be helping them prove their case against you...."

La Pixie said...

I love Jillian's comeback. I, however, got nothing!

Laura said...

How you could say "Well at least you have a great face for radio? !"

Desert Rat said...

Very funny. Emily sent me something like that once ;-) have you sent her a comeback?

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It's interesting!