So I have this "reader" who says I don't talk much of my extended family, and wants to know if I have any brothers or beautiful sisters. "Really really drop dead beautiful sisters with a perfectly rounded butts?" Well I do, AND! my sister fits that exact description, that's so weird! it's like that reader knew her personally or something...
So where do I begin?
A typical phone conversation between us:
Sis"E": You never pick up your phone anymore, I hate you! I had something really important to tell you the other day but now I forgot.
Me: Why? What happen?
Sis"E": I don't know...so did I tell you that I've had a headache for 3 days now and I think I have a tumor?
Me: It's not a tumor...(said like this " Too-Mah")
Sis"E": Yes it is!
Me: ... *watching Food Network*
Sis"E": ... I'm really tired right now, and I don't feel like talking. I just wanted to tell you that you never pick up your phone anymore.
Me: ... *still watching Food Network*
Sis"E": Ok you're boring and I'm wasting to much energy to talk to you right now, you're probably watching T.V. Love you bye.
*phone hangs up*
What would I do without you? Who else can call me (or me call you) and NOT feel like talking to each other? but knowing all we needed was to hear each other's voice for 5 seconds to make us all fuzzy inside.
So here's to you, you wonderful, perfect,
darling, sweet, generous, adorable sister!
2 days ago