Monday, May 4, 2009

Weekend Quickies

  • I would like to apologize for the over use of the word "Doll" when I address some of you girls, there is a girl who over uses a certain "phrase" every f*cken time she sees me and it drives me bat shit insane and I realized I must sound the same way with "Doll" and for this I am truly sorry!

  • Love the fact that 30 (somethings) still take the walk of shame the next morning, we still got!

  • When 8 double shots of Tequila, 9 bottles of Corona and two pitchers of Margaritas are being consume in one night by 1 Bon Don, and only have the smallest buzz going... it might be time to relax on the weekend parting.

  • Seeing my Hubby all giddy and blabbing away like a school girl all night talking to his BFF he hasn't seen in 13+ years was the cutest thing ever!

  • Being a little less obvious when I don't really care for a person would probably be the nice thing to do... when someone asks me who that girl is, I shouldn't look at her and respond "a f*cken wreck that's who!"

23 comments:

Lana@The Kids Did WHAT?! said...

Holy crap that's alot of booze! I got hammered just reading it. I'm such a light weight! Seriously.. 2 shots of tequila, 2 coronas and 1/4 pitcher of margarita would make me sloshed!

kathleen said...

Hahaha! You're funny! Yeah... we thirty somethings still got it! :)

Scandalous Housewife said...

Baby, you can can call me Doll all day long!

Elizabeth Marie said...

hahaha!

UMM I say Doll all the time, so you better not be talking about ME! :)

Desert Rat said...

You are awful! and your nose was probably flared every time you looked at her. I so need to call you and know who this wreck is? Feeling out of the loop!

Bow Chica Wah Wah said...

Sounds like the best weekend ever "doll"

Double shots of tequila oh man not even me...that's trouble!!

Mejis said...

Sounds like you had a fun weekend! lol

MzTapz said...

LOL...I wonder who took the walk of shame??? LOL
Fuckin Awesome!!!!

Good Times!

Mich said...

damn!!! you can can Draaaaank!!! LOL

and i dont mind being called Doll... i kinda like it :)

Nickie. said...

Wow thats alot of alcohol that you consumed..geez. I'm totally a one beer queer. (lol) Again looks like you enjoyed yourself! I need to come out there already!

Stephanie said...

Hahah... I always want to experience the walk of shame! Nothin' better. :)

And, excuse me, miss... EIGHT DOUBLE SHOTS of tequila! AGH!

repliderium.com said...

Being a little LESS obvious when you don't like someone? I ALWAYS vote for being MORE obvious.

Kellie said...

Hahaha!!! You sound like me. I can't hide my distaste for people very well. I've been told I can come off as bitchy but you know what? I don't care! If I don't like someone it's most likely b/c they are a bitch, not me. :)

Oh and 8 shots! Damn girl! You can toss em back like a pro! Way to go!

SheBloggs said...

Yea "Doll" is cute! It's so 1950's glam..lol It's better than shitface or some other craptastic name.

Anna said...

I love reading your writings... Very entertaining!! I have the same issue, I will give dirty looks before I am nice..LOL Love your blog!

Hanako66 said...

haha! Bon Don, you always start my day with a laugh...and for that, I thank you.

drollgirl said...

PARTAY! you are so funny. hahahahah. you really are rather entertaining, and i don't think you need to change anything!

BDC said...

She just dont like the wreck because that was the first girl i ever saw naked....She's my uncles sis in law.

brenda rowe said...
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brenda rowe said...

So, there isn't anything at all wrong with "doll". I have been called much worse, so feel free to call me that anytime you feel the urge.

As for the drinking I am going to default to Bug's mantra of "Do whatchulike".

Life is too short to pretend to like some stupid cow, so don't waste their time or yours.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

You would most definitely drink me under the table...oh well, I'm still working on it.

Reina Bee said...

For the record, I love when you say doll! Nobody ever uses it unless it's in old Hollywood movies, which makes it HELLA COO'!

I LOVE when you call me DOLL! It's so endearing. I don't hear it enough. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Cute little bebeh!

Himbo said...

OMG! I love that you called that skank a "fucken wreck", right in front of her! This is why I love you Bon Don. Truth be told, she WAS a fucking wreck... word.

-Him