UPDATE! Regulators... Parenting 101

It's coming along...

tomorrow will be deep cleaning furniture and nick-nacks on the shelves then re-organizing the closets!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We regulate any stealing of his property

And we damn good too

But you can't beat any geek off the street,

Gotta be handy with the steel

If you know what I mean, earn your keep

"Regulators! Mount up!"

(sorry, it really was important to get ghetto with the lyrics)

I've been asked before, "Bon Don? How do you guys make the girls keep their room clean?"

Well now you will know...

this is how,

and like this!

Who wants to come home from school and see this?

Usually we just have to tell our girls, "Hey let's get it together the room is looking sloppy I want it cleaned up before we ransack the joint" and a little while later DONE! Clean! No biggie.

Well lately Hubby & I have had to repeat ourselves at least twice this month and we feel like we shouldn't have to tell our "Teenagers" to clean up their room.

So today Hubby walked into the room emptied out closest shelves and dresser drawers and flipped the mattresses (so they can clean properly)

Usually they would much rather keep it clean then for this to happen all the time and believe me Hubby & Bon Don don't mess around...

we always follow through on our threats,

we're kind of d!cks like that!

Now run along and regulate on any rooms in your house that you feel have been neglected by your children or spouse! It's fun.

Please Excuse Me...

Top 10 following reasons for seeming like a raging b!tch today:

1. My stomach has been turning and my ass has been on fire for the last few days due to the excessive amount of Orange Juice I drank in one day with my Champagne.

2. I was drifting off into deep slumber last night when my guard dog Dingy starts screaming and yelling and barking like something was hurting her, because something was!

I don't know if it was a cat or a possum but something came into the house and Dingy defended her turf. She is fine but the sound was scary... I think Hubby even had the 44. ready before I jumped out of bed.

3. I couldn't fall back asleep after all that excitement, so I don't feel rested.

4. When I got in the shower my daughter flipped up the shower head so when I turned on the shower, cold water sprayed me and pissed me off.

5. I got out of the shower and sat on my bed to "think" about what I was going to wear to work and I fell asleep SITTING UP! When I woke up I realized I was almost late so I felt lightheaded, rushed and out of it.

6. I couldn't find comfy underwear for like 5 minutes.

7. Before I left to work, I stopped in my daughters room to steal some lotion and seen that the beds were unmade and wet towels were left on the bed post. (not good)

8. I was running late and told my carpool buddy aka Himbo to be ready and be outside cause we were going to be late if he made me wait for him to finish putting on his fu'ken make-up (or suit same difference) Well he wasn't outside so I left him.

9. Barely made it to work on time, then realized I had no make-up on and didn't even untangle my hair yet when I seen my boss walking in. I had to put on a fake smile and act like I had been up for hours.

10. Realized I was starving... and ran out of cereal.

***and yeah, yeah, yeah I know all about the "Secret" and if I keep "putting it out there in the Universe" my day will continue to get worst, but right now I just need to get through the morning, Oh and in case you're concerned Himbo got to work on time because my morning carpool driver went back for him.***

Why Bon Don?

Why must Bon Don go out to brunch with her Hubby & her Himbo at 11:00am just for Mimosa's and conversation but ends up slurring during said conversation around 2:3opm?

Why must Bon Don not just stop while she's ahead and just call it a day after "Brunch" but instead insist that designated driver Himbo drop off her & Hubby at Joe's Crab Shack for yummy Pop Tart Drinks while he shops?

Why must Bon Don forget that she's a responsible adult and tell these two kids that were riding toddler toys down a parking garage ramp at Himbo's house that it is not very safe and should stop doing it...but instead encourage the two kids riding down the parking garage ramp to "Try going down backwards with no hands"!!

Why must Bon Don call Dula Dip and say come down we are at Himbo's and I'm not done drinking today, knowing that Dula Dip will come out anytime and party at 4:00am on a Tuesday night without hesitating??

Why must Bon Don stop at the store for Champagne, wine and beer with Dula Dip, Himbo & Hubby but opts to stay out in the parking lot with Hubby making out like teenagers?

Why must Bon Don have friends who encourage her drunken stupor with a wine glass the size of a fish bowl filled up throughout the night with Mimosa's?

Why must Bon Don not just end her day/night of drinking when Dula Dip said "Let's hit the bar with my sister & her friends, it's "L's" birthday!" ... but instead tells everyone that is hanging out to get up and go to the bar!?

Why must Bon Don go to the bar and start drinking endless pitchers of beer "because they are soooo cheap!"

Why must Bon Don attract the crazy looking skinny guy with long blonde hair who likes to "hand motion" for her to leave with him?

Why must Bon Don be at the bar with the crowd who gets the police called on them?

Why must Bon Don drink from 11am to 2am and wonder why she still is drunk at 8am??